I didn’t know to give it a 21-gun salute! CPR, mouth-to-mouth, do you know? Or call the chicken ambulance? But the chickens jumping up at me, and I accidentally knocked in the head, you know? Call it a lucky shot, whatever. “So I pick up a stick in the yard, and I try to hit it. That’s when he took matters into his own hands: Turn around, walk to my place bang bang bang bang bang now the chickens in my yard! Not it’s neck flares up and he’s doing this (waves arms up and down).” “I just checked my mail and turn around and go, and I hear, ‘Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang!’ And I turn around, and there’s a chicken out there in the street. The man told Action News Jax that his neighbor’s pet rooster had been terrorizing everybody in the neighborhood, and even pecked a hole in his father’s leg.Ī few weeks later, the rooster showed up on his property again, and that’s when it gets good: However, ol’ Nix went a step too far with this one, as he hilariously explained in one of the wildest interviews I’ve ever seen in my life. With that being said, I can empathize with my guy James Nix out of Jacksonville, Florida in a way… Needless to say, I realized that roosters can be some mean S.O.Bs, and they ain’t here to mess around. I’ll never forget being only five or six-years-old, and having to fight for my life every time I ran over to my friend’s house who lived a couple houses down from my family.īecause our next door neighbor had a rooster, and every time I tried to hop the fence and cut through their yard, that rooster would make a beeline straight for me, pecking at my heels the whole way until I safely hopped back on the other side.

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